10 Mediocre Puns About Engineering and Whatnot

Next time your manager delivers a flawless, motivating dissertation, be sure he or she stole the whole thing from Google’s project Aristotle. The good grammar gives them away

According to The Vatican, JavaScript Remains the preferred flagellation method amongst Christian software engineers

If you want your manager to focus, tell them about a new methodology and mental framework: focus-oriented thinking. A fundamental detail is that you tell them that FAANG are using it

A great deal of the world’s most critical infrastructure runs on Raspberry Pis with UARTs spouting forgotten debug printfs

Save time and money: stop trying to deploy fancy enterprise software and accept you need to go back to Excel

I discovered in a rather awkward way that Servant Leadership is not about licking your subordinates’ shoe soles nor it is about asking them to walk you around the office on a leash

VCs will refuse investing in your startup because of your idea being ‘too risky’, only to go all-in and invest 50 million in non-fungible-tokens involving rare collections of JPGs depicting pixelated monkeys

Once I was part of a consortium that actually did useful work. It never happened again. Aren’t Uni groups enough evidence it just doesn’t work?

The innovation and timing exclusion principle: Groundbreaking, revolutionary technologies are never ready when needed. Equivalently, when ready, those technologies are superseded by something else which is still unready but it’s more promising

Cronyism is a cheaper, faster track for a promotion or a raise than any education or EMBA. Make good friends; ditch the unconnected losers.